I’m Only Talking to My Dog Today T-Shirt – Funny Retro Pet Parent Tee
I’m Only Talking to My Dog Today T-Shirt – Funny Retro Pet Parent Tee
Fun, thoughtful gifts for dog lovers — made to delight both pups & people.
⏰ Selling fast — some sizes may sell out soon!
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Make your priorities clear with our “I’m Only Talking to My Dog Today” T-Shirt 🐾.
Featuring bold retro-style lettering, this fun dog lover tee is perfect for pet parents who’d rather chat with their pup than deal with people. Soft, breathable fabric and a relaxed unisex fit make it ideal for lounging, dog walks, or gifting to your favorite dog mom or dad.
✅ Printed in the USA with our 100% Happiness Guarantee
Love it? 🛒 Add to Cart now and wear your dog devotion with pride!
FAQs:
Q: Is this shirt unisex?
A: Yes! Designed for a comfortable fit for everyone.
Q: What fabric is it made from?
A: A soft cotton blend that’s lightweight, breathable, and durable.
Q: Is this a good gift for dog lovers?
A: Definitely! It’s relatable, funny, and makes a perfect present for any pet owner.
♻️ Made-to-order = less waste, more thoughtful style.
❓ FAQs
Q: What sizes do your tees come in?
A: We’ve got sizes S–3XL in a relaxed unisex fit that’s comfy and flattering for all — because every pup parent deserves to feel good! Check the size chart for the perfect fit. 🐶👕
Q: What are your shirts made of?
A: Super soft cotton or cotton blends (depending on the color), perfect for cozy couch snuggles or showing off your dog-lovin’ style at the park. 🐾
Q: How long does shipping take?
A: All items are made to order (just for you!).
🖨️ Processing time: 2–4 business days
📦 Shipping time: 3–7 business days (U.S.)
You’ll get a tracking link as soon as your goodies are on the move!
Q: Do you accept returns or exchanges?
A: Since everything is custom printed, we don’t accept returns — but if there’s ever an issue, we’ll make it right. Just bark at us! 🐕💌
Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Not yet — we currently ship within the U.S. only 🇺🇸
🌟 Reviews
From Happy Customers
“Absolutely love my new tee!” – Fits perfectly and the design gets so many compliments. Will be back for more! 🐶💛
“Super soft and comfy” – I’m obsessed. My pup and I both love it! ✨
“Great gift for dog moms!” – Bought this for my sister and she wears it constantly. Such a hit!
🧼 Care Instructions
For washing instructions
To keep your tee looking as fresh as your pup's favorite toy:
🐾 Machine wash cold, inside out
🐾 Use mild detergent — no bleach or fabric softener
🐾 Tumble dry low or hang to dry
🐾 Do not iron directly on the design
Following these steps helps your tee stay soft, vibrant, and tail-waggingly cute — wear after wear!