I’m Only Talking to My Dog Today T-Shirt – Funny Cute Pet Parent Tee
I’m Only Talking to My Dog Today T-Shirt – Funny Cute Pet Parent Tee
Fun, thoughtful gifts for dog lovers — made to delight both pups & people.
⏰ Selling fast — some sizes may sell out soon!
– Julia M., verified pup parent
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🐾 For dog lovers who’ve had enough of people today...
Say it loud (and stylish): “I’m only talking to my dog today.” This retro-inspired tee is perfect for pet parents who prefer tail wags over small talk.
Designed with bold, groovy lettering and an adorable pup illustration, this unisex shirt adds playful personality to your wardrobe while staying comfy and breathable all day long.
Whether you're out walking your dog or avoiding awkward convos, this shirt does the talking for you — literally.
👉 Add to cart now and let everyone know who really matters today (hint: it has four legs and a tail). 🐶💬
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
❓ FAQs
Q: What sizes do your tees come in?
A: We’ve got sizes S–3XL in a relaxed unisex fit that’s comfy and flattering for all — because every pup parent deserves to feel good! Check the size chart for the perfect fit. 🐶👕
Q: What are your shirts made of?
A: Super soft cotton or cotton blends (depending on the color), perfect for cozy couch snuggles or showing off your dog-lovin’ style at the park. 🐾
Q: How long does shipping take?
A: All items are made to order (just for you!).
🖨️ Processing time: 2–4 business days
📦 Shipping time: 3–7 business days (U.S.)
You’ll get a tracking link as soon as your goodies are on the move!
Q: Do you accept returns or exchanges?
A: Since everything is custom printed, we don’t accept returns — but if there’s ever an issue, we’ll make it right. Just bark at us! 🐕💌
Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Not yet — we currently ship within the U.S. only 🇺🇸
🌟 Reviews
From Happy Customers
“Absolutely love my new tee!” – Fits perfectly and the design gets so many compliments. Will be back for more! 🐶💛
“Super soft and comfy” – I’m obsessed. My pup and I both love it! ✨
“Great gift for dog moms!” – Bought this for my sister and she wears it constantly. Such a hit!
🧼 Care Instructions
For washing instructions
To keep your tee looking as fresh as your pup's favorite toy:
🐾 Machine wash cold, inside out
🐾 Use mild detergent — no bleach or fabric softener
🐾 Tumble dry low or hang to dry
🐾 Do not iron directly on the design
Following these steps helps your tee stay soft, vibrant, and tail-waggingly cute — wear after wear!