Talk Sh*t About You Dog Lover T-Shirt – Funny Retro Tee
Talk Sh*t About You Dog Lover T-Shirt – Funny Retro Tee
Fun, thoughtful gifts for dog lovers — made to delight both pups & people.
⏰ Selling fast — some sizes may sell out soon!
– Julia M., verified pup parent
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Let’s be honest—your dog is your ride-or-die gossip buddy.
This “My Dog and I Talk Sh*t About You” tee is made for dog lovers with sass, sarcasm, and a sense of humor. Featuring a retro-inspired design with bold typography, paw prints, and a cheeky cartoon pup, it’s the perfect conversation starter (and subtle warning).
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s comfy enough for daily wear, dog park chats, or couch cuddles with your judgmental fur baby.
🎉 Great gift for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone who talks more to their dog than to people.
🎁 Limited edition—get it while it’s still barking fresh!
Q: What type of fabric is the shirt?
A: It’s made from 100% heavyweight cotton—soft, breathable, and perfect for all-day wear.
Q: Is the fit true to size?
A: Yes! The unisex fit runs true to size. For an oversized look, we recommend sizing up.
Q: Can I gift this to a friend?
A: Absolutely! It’s a hilarious and unique gift for any dog lover with a sense of humor.
Ready to stir up some tail-wagging gossip?
🐾 Add to cart now and let your shirt do the barking!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
❓ FAQs
Q: What sizes do your tees come in?
A: We’ve got sizes S–3XL in a relaxed unisex fit that’s comfy and flattering for all — because every pup parent deserves to feel good! Check the size chart for the perfect fit. 🐶👕
Q: What are your shirts made of?
A: Super soft cotton or cotton blends (depending on the color), perfect for cozy couch snuggles or showing off your dog-lovin’ style at the park. 🐾
Q: How long does shipping take?
A: All items are made to order (just for you!).
🖨️ Processing time: 2–4 business days
📦 Shipping time: 3–7 business days (U.S.)
You’ll get a tracking link as soon as your goodies are on the move!
Q: Do you accept returns or exchanges?
A: Since everything is custom printed, we don’t accept returns — but if there’s ever an issue, we’ll make it right. Just bark at us! 🐕💌
Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Not yet — we currently ship within the U.S. only 🇺🇸
🌟 Reviews
From Happy Customers
“Absolutely love my new tee!” – Fits perfectly and the design gets so many compliments. Will be back for more! 🐶💛
“Super soft and comfy” – I’m obsessed. My pup and I both love it! ✨
“Great gift for dog moms!” – Bought this for my sister and she wears it constantly. Such a hit!
🧼 Care Instructions
For washing instructions
To keep your tee looking as fresh as your pup's favorite toy:
🐾 Machine wash cold, inside out
🐾 Use mild detergent — no bleach or fabric softener
🐾 Tumble dry low or hang to dry
🐾 Do not iron directly on the design
Following these steps helps your tee stay soft, vibrant, and tail-waggingly cute — wear after wear!